Coming to a theater near you;


i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”


I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.


this guy is systematically undoing the world

Person: you're a witch? Maybe you can help me you see I have a ghost at my house and it's always making noise and bothering me how do I make it stop?
Me: have you tried yelling at it



In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

I am 1000% positive that last one was done on purpose


@myself what the fuck are you doing