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kushandwizdom:

More here..

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

yvngpharrell:

All college students can relate

yvngpharrell:

All college students can relate

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
thatfunnyblog:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

thatfunnyblog:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone