Coming to a theater near you;

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

Spiritwork
Person: you're a witch? Maybe you can help me you see I have a ghost at my house and it's always making noise and bothering me how do I make it stop?
Me: have you tried yelling at it

whitebeltwriter:

claudiagray:

In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

I am 1000% positive that last one was done on purpose

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing